[PC63] Creator of the Universe (x9) Classes Group


Pastafarian (Worshiper of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)

Level KXP Pasta
123 456 7
1 0 1-- --- -
2 300 2-- --- -
3 900 21- --- -
4 1800 22- --- -
5 3000 221 --- -
6 4500 222 --- -
7 6000 222 1-- -
8 9000 222 2-- -
9 12000 222 21- -
10 15000 222 22- -
11 18000 222 221 -
12 21000 222 222 -
13 24000 322 222 -
14 27000 322 222 1
15 30000 332 222 1
16 33000 333 222 1
17 36000 333 322 1
18 39000 333 332 1
19 42000 333 332 2
20 45000 333 333 2
21 48000 333 333 3
22 51000 433 333 3
23 54000 443 333 3
24 57000 444 333 3
25 60000 444 433 3
26 63000 444 443 3
27 66000 444 444 3
28 69000 444 444 4
29 72000 544 444 4
30 75000 554 444 4
31 78000 555 444 4
32 81000 555 544 4
33 84000 555 554 4
34 87000 555 555 4
35 90000 555 555 5
36 93000 555 555 51
37 186000 555 555 52
38 279000 555 555 53
39 372000 555 555 54
45 930000 666 665 55
54 1767000 777 776 661
63 2604000 777 777 777
72 3441000 888 888 887 1
Requisites: Priest 14 or Pirate 9 or HNCL 23,
  Int 12, Wis 12
Alignment: non-S
HD/level: & 2d8
Weapon Prof.: 0+level
To Hit: +level+18
Saves: +level+18
Reference: Flying Spaghetti Monster
Groups: Concordant (x2), Creator of the Universe [PC63],
  Priest
 
[X] Section stats
ihp +0
iTH +0
P Save +1
M Save +1
War +0
Rog +0
PPsi +0
Wiz +0
Pri +7
MPsi +1
   
Gets +1X action per round.
The x1 version of this class is called "Flying Spaghetti Monsterist".

[PC63] Creator of the Universe (x9) Classes Group


Pastafarian Spells

CSL # Spell Effect
1 1 Meat Ball 1 group takes CCLd44 holy meat dmg (no save; "holy meat" can be treated as Holy Flesh, an E=4 element)
2 Noodly Appendages Gain +CCL Noodly Appendages, which act as Tentacles.
3 Pirate Lore Get a free Pirate class at LVL=CCL*2
4 The Meatera (Meatitude) +CCL*2 Str and Con; +1 level of Exceptionalness in Str and Con
2 1 Minor Pastaer Summon a DL XII Spaghetti Monster, or CCL DL XI Ghost Pirates or Invisible Pink Unicorns, that you comprehend.
2 Noodle Dance (1X to start, 1V per segment to maintain) While Noodle Dancing, everything you do is at double effect.
3 Stripper Factory [x2 Enemy Special] See Nothing; Disease 1/s (XR to avoid)
4 The Flying Travel at infinite speed (you still need to pause at edges of planes, e.g. at Crystal Sphere edges, in order to cross them)
3 1 Beer Volcano [x2 Enemy Terrain Feature] 1 idmg Alcohol /r (take 10% of max hp /s if don't have ihp) + Intoxication
2 Noodliness +CCL*2 Dex and C Actions; +1 level of Exceptionalness in Dex; Hold A, B, C, M, P, V, 0 Actions
3 The Saucon Telekinesis, same plane, need not have direct line of sight, CCL^3 ton*" force
4 World's Most Edible Religion [x2 Terrain Feature] Feed everyone a spaghetti dinner; 1% chance per person they become your Follower
4 1 Godzilla Summon Godzilla, a DL=10+CCL Reptile. There cannot be more than one Godzilla in the party. He doesn't use a Summon slot.
2 Ninja Lore Get a free Ninja class at LVL=CCL*2 (can be any class with "Ninja" in its name)
3 Smuggling Pick Pockets: Auto success; it is not noticed by beings with less than CCL*5 Wis; you may equip the item with the same action
4 Unintelligent Design All of your subordinates get +1 DL, +CCL rhp
5 1 Spicy Meat Balls CCL groups take CCLd88 unholy tainted meat dmg (no save; can be treated as Unholy Negative Vile Flesh, an E=8 element)
2 Hail Meatsauce The party gets your choice of CCL "Buffs" (as if a Buffer, with CL=CCL)
3 Sauceredness +CCL*2 Int and Wis; +1 level of Exceptionalness in Int and Cml (not Wis)
4 Global Warming / The Big Boil [x2 Enemy Terrain Feature] 1 idmg Heat /s (this is like "Dragon Harm" and affects things with large non-infinite hp totals properly)
6 1 Meat Lore Get a free Meat class at LVL=CCL*2 (can be any class with "Meat" in its name)
2 Underground Freezer of Doom Target goes to (choose one): Hole, Deeper Hole, Far Realm, Phantom Zone, nowhere (not on any plane), Anguinum Synod, turned off Ele Plane of Time, Retirement bubble, PC Stasis bubble, has a cup of tea
3 On Top of Spaghetti Target (can be yourself) goes On the Mound. This works even in the normal (non-Mirror) universe. Target's effects are increased by 1 multiplier.
4 All Covered with Cheese All of your actions have the "J" prefix, can't be countered, and ignore blahR's. 1N, 1/s: Ignore someone's immunity to something.
7 1 I Lost My Poor Meatball Summon or Teleport (to you) another Pastafarian (must be willing); or Fix a Pastafarian (can be yourself)
2 When Somebody Sneezed Destroy the Plane your in; no response; all in plane take CCL iidmg (or lifedmg, type Holy Anti-Conduit) and are Ejected
3 False Gods Everywhere You can disbelieve Priest, Godly, and Holy effects as if they were Illusions.
4 My God Has Bigger Balls Than Yours Divine Intervention (automatically successfull)