If you're a heavy gamer you've probably seen the "Real Men", "Real Roleplayers", "Looneys", and "Munchkins" lists before. Well, here's one I made up for SFB: Favorite Race: REAL MEN play the Federation REAL ROLEPLAYERS play the Tholians LOONEYS play the Josers MUNCHKINS play the Juggernaut Favorite Supplement: REAL MEN liked Module T: Tournament Handbook REAL ROLEPLAYERS liked the Campaign Designers' Sourcebook LOONEYS liked Seperated Saucers & Booms MUNCHKINS liked Supplement #2 (2X ships) Favorite Weapons: REAL MEN use Photons REAL ROLEPLAYERS use the Drone Construction Rules LOONEYS try to use Maulers while tumbling in reverse MUNCHKINS use 1X Heavy PPDs that fire every turn without chance of ejection Favorite way to defeat enemy: REAL MEN offer surrender, then use boarding parties to capture REAL ROLEPLAYERS force opponent to disengage LOONEYS try to hit their enemy with their jettisoned warp engines MUNCHKINS self-destruct in the opponent's hex Disengage: REAL MEN disengage by cloaking. REAL ROLEPLAYERS disengage by sub-light evasion. LOONEYS use multiple DD's at once so they disappear from the space-time. MUNCHKINS self-destruct in the opponent's hex Favorite SFB tie-in game: REAL MEN play Federation & Empire REAL ROLEPLAYERS play Prime Directive LOONEYS are trying to convert Starfire for Starfleet Command MUNCHKINS play what's on the internet Way of rolling damage on the DAC: REAL MEN roll paired sets of colored d6's REAL ROLEPLAYERS roll two d6's (with pips) at a time, and comment on each damage point LOONEYS roll a whole bag of d6's with their eyes are closed, then randomly grab two for the result MUNCHKINS roll 1d12, rerolling 1's twice Races they want the most from TNG era: REAL MEN want the Borg and the Dominion. REAL ROLEPLAYERS want the Cardassians and the Ferengi. LOONEYS want the Mirror Universe Humans. MUNCHKINS want Q and the P'ah Wraiths. Rules they want the most: REAL MEN want Operational Movement Rules REAL ROLEPLAYERS want Damage Allocation with a "cinematic" feel LOONEYS want "Tribble Units" rules to invade Klingon ships MUNCHKINS want Ship Construction/Modification rules Favorite Star Trek Movie: REAL MEN liked Star Trek II. REAL ROLEPLAYERS liked Star Trek VI. LOONEYS liked Galaxy Quest. MUNCHKINS liked Star Trek III. (NOBODY liked Star Trek V.) Favorite Star Trek Series: REAL MEN liked the Original series. REAL ROLEPLAYERS liked The Next Generation. LOONEYS liked the Animated series. MUNCHKINS liked Deep Space Nine. (NOBODY liked Voyager.) Ways of gathering information REAL MEN use Scouts. REAL ROLEPLAYERS use Galactic Survey Cruisers. LOONEYS tow a Mobile Base around with them. MUNCHKINS peek at the opponent's notes while he's not looking Favorite Legendary Officer & Crew type: REAL MEN use a Legendary Captain & Prime Teams REAL ROLEPLAYERS use a Legendary Ship's Counselor & Slave Units LOONEYS use a Legendary Warp Core Breach & Mutinous Boarding Parties MUNCHKINS use Legendary Crew (all crewmembers are legendary) Thats all folks Don