Revenge of the Vanilla Monsters

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This deck runs all vanilla creatures (including the terrible uncommon legends from Legends).
It wants everyone else to be vanilla too, so it shuts off creature abilities, artifact abilities, tutoring, extra turns, and lots of other things.
The mana ramp uses Enchant Lands because I can't run artifacts or deck searching (Skyshroud Claim), because those get shut off.
Fusion Elemental is not legendary, but is on theme; my playgroup has allowed it.
 
Mana Acceleration (12): General (1): Spells (27): Sideboard (Omitted/Cut card ideas):
1 Stone Calendar 1 Fusion Elemental 1 Cursed Totem 1 Solemnity
1 The Immortal Sun   1 Damping Matrix 1 Soul's Majesty
1 Bounty of the Luxa Creatures (24): 1 Grafdigger's Cage 1 Hunter's Insight
1 Mirari's Wake 1 Barktooth Warbeard 1 Karn, the Great Creator 1 Polymorphist's Jest
1 Carpet of Flowers 1 Jasmine Boreal 1 Mind's Eye 1 Sudden Spoiling
1 Dawn's Reflection 1 Jedit Ojanen 1 Null Rod 1 Hexplate Golem
1 Elemental Resonance 1 Jerrard of the Closed Fist 1 Torpor Orb 1 Price of Glory
1 Frontier Siege 1 Kasimir the Lone Wolf 1 Ugin's Nexus 1 Suppression Field
1 Mana Reflection 1 Lady Orca 1 Ashiok, Dream Render 1 City of Solitude
1 Market Festival 1 Loamdragger Giant 1 Everlasting Torment 1 Kindercatch
1 Overgrowth 1 Ruination Wurm 1 Maelstrom Nexus 1 Cowl Prowler
1 Zendikar Resurgent 1 Sir Shandlar of Eberyn 1 AEther Snap 1 Blood Sun
  1 Sivitri Scarzam 1 Virulent Plague 1 Rule of Law
Lands (36): 1 The Lady of the Mountain 1 Curse of the Swine 1 Ashes of the Abhorrent
1 Underground Sea 1 Tobias Andrion 1 Mind Unbound 1 Arcane Laboratory
1 Bayou 1 Torsten Von Ursus 1 Mindlock Orb 1 Damping Sphere
1 Badlands 1 Yargle, Glutton of Urborg 1 Mystic Decree 1 Teferi, Time Raveler
1 Scrubland 1 Vizzerdrix 1 Bonds of Mortality 1 Will Kenrith
1 Tropical Island 1 Ancient Brontodon 1 Katabatic Winds 1 Lavinia, Azorius Renegade
1 Volcanic Island 1 Axebane Stag 1 Muraganda Petroglyphs 1 Canopy Gorger
1 Tundra 1 Enormous Baloth 1 Hour of Devastation 1 Indomitable Ancients
1 Taiga 1 Gigantosaurus 1 Leyline of Punishment 1 Hunting Grounds
1 Savannah 1 Quilled Slagwurm 1 Gravity Sphere 1 Wild Growth
1 Plateau 1 Scaled Wurm 1 Stranglehold 1 Beast Within
1 Overgrown Tomb 1 Vorstclaw 1 Sunbird's Invocation 1 Isamaru, Hound of Konda
1 Blood Crypt 1 Whiptail Wurm 1 Overwhelming Splendor 1 Martial Law
1 Breeding Pool 1 Trained Orgg 1 Stony Silence 1 Titania's Song
1 Steam Vents     1 Omen Machine
1 Stomping Ground     1 Pithing Needle
1 Temple Garden     1 Cathars' Crusade
1 Sacred Foundry     1 Leonin Sun Standard
1 Scattered Groves     1 Turn // Burn
1 Sheltered Thicket     1 Ovinize
1 Arcane Sanctum     1 Pongify
1 Crumbling Necropolis     1 Rapid Hybridization
1 Frontier Bivouac     1 Turn to Frog
1 Jungle Shrine     1 Curse of the Fire Penguin
1 Mystic Monastery     1 Afterlife
1 Nomad Outpost     1 Crib Swap
1 Opulent Palace     1 Snakeform
1 Sandsteppe Citadel     1 Humble
1 Savage Lands     1 Detainment Spell
1 Seaside Citadel     1 Imi Statue
1 Command Tower     1 Damping Field
1 Exotic Orchard     1 Hand to Hand
1 Mosswort Bridge     1 Hour of Need
1 Path of Ancestry     1 Downdraft
1 Reflecting Pool     1 Descent of the Dragons
1 Spinerock Knoll     1 Mogg Infestation
1 Vivid Grove     1 Forsaken Wastes