Revenge of the Vanilla Monsters

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This deck runs all vanilla creatures (including the terrible uncommon legends from Legends).
It wants everyone else to be vanilla too, so it shuts off creature abilities, artifacts, deck searching, extra turns, and lots of other things.
The mana ramp uses Enchant Lands because I can't run artifacts or deck searching (Skyshroud Claim), because those get shut off.
Fusion Elemental is not legendary, but is on theme; my playgroup has allowed it.
 
Mana Acceleration (10): General (1): Spells (28): Sideboard (Omitted/Cut card ideas):
1 Cloud Key 1 Fusion Elemental 1 Cursed Totem 1 Titania's Song
1 Planar Gate   1 Damping Matrix 1 Omen Machine
1 Stone Calendar Creatures (25): 1 Grafdigger's Cage 1 Pithing Needle
1 Mirari's Wake 1 Hexplate Golem 1 Mind's Eye 1 Cathars' Crusade
1 Carpet of Flowers 1 Barktooth Warbeard 1 Null Rod 1 Leonin Sun Standard
1 Dawn's Reflection 1 Jasmine Boreal 1 Torpor Orb 1 Turn // Burn
1 Mana Reflection 1 Jedit Ojanen 1 Ugin's Nexus 1 Ovinize
1 Market Festival 1 Jerrard of the Closed Fist 1 Everlasting Torment 1 Pongify
1 Overgrowth 1 Kasimir the Lone Wolf 1 Hunting Grounds 1 Rapid Hybridization
1 Wild Growth 1 Lady Orca 1 Maelstrom Nexus 1 Turn to Frog
  1 Loamdragger Giant 1 AEther Snap 1 Curse of the Fire Penguin
Lands (36): 1 Ruination Wurm 1 Sudden Spoiling 1 Afterlife
1 Underground Sea 1 Sir Shandlar of Eberyn 1 Curse of the Swine 1 Crib Swap
1 Bayou 1 Sivitri Scarzam 1 Mind Unbound 1 Snakeform
1 Badlands 1 The Lady of the Mountain 1 Mindlock Orb 1 Humble
1 Scrubland 1 Tobias Andrion 1 Mystic Decree 1 Detainment Spell
1 Tropical Island 1 Torsten Von Ursus 1 Polymorphist's Jest 1 Imi Statue
1 Volcanic Island 1 Vizzerdrix 1 Beast Within 1 Damping Field
1 Tundra 1 Axebane Stag 1 City of Solitude 1 Hand to Hand
1 Taiga 1 Enormous Baloth 1 Hunter's Insight 1 Hour of Need
1 Savannah 1 Kindercatch 1 Katabatic Winds 1 Downdraft
1 Plateau 1 Quilled Slagwurm 1 Muraganda Petroglyphs 1 Descent of the Dragons
1 Watery Grave 1 Scaled Wurm 1 Soul's Majesty 1 Mogg Infestation
1 Overgrown Tomb 1 Vorstclaw 1 Leyline of Punishment 1 Forsaken Wastes
1 Blood Crypt 1 Whiptail Wurm 1 Gravity Sphere 1 Havoc Festival
1 Godless Shrine 1 Trained Orgg 1 Stranglehold 1 Alpha Tyrranax
1 Breeding Pool 1 Indomitable Ancients 1 Martial Law 1 Tusked Colossodon
1 Steam Vents 1 Isamaru, Hound of Konda 1 Stony Silence 1 Vastwood Gorger
1 Hallowed Fountain     1 Streetbreaker Wurm
1 Stomping Ground     1 Arcane Lighthouse
1 Temple Garden     1 Shadow of Doubt
1 Sacred Foundry     1 Interdict
1 Arcane Sanctum     1 Voidslime
1 Crumbling Necropolis     1 Trickbind
1 Frontier Bivouac     1 Stifle
1 Jungle Shrine     1 Arrest
1 Mystic Monastery     1 Fowl Play
1 Nomad Outpost     1 Darksteel Mutation
1 Opulent Palace     1 Humility
1 Sandsteppe Citadel     1 March of Souls
1 Savage Lands     1 Death Mutation
1 Seaside Citadel     1 Leyline of Lifeforce
1 Command Tower     1 Consume the Meek
1 Exotic Orchard     1 Sadistic Sacrament
1 Mosswort Bridge     1 Beastmaster Ascension
1 Reflecting Pool     1 Collective Blessing
1 Spinerock Knoll     1 Coastal Piracy
1 Windbrisk Heights     1 Bident of Thassa
      1 Fervent Charge
      1 Mayael's Aria
      1 Strength of the Tajuru
      1 Aggravated Assault
      1 Gratuitous Violence
      1 Dictate of Heliod
      1 Lurking Predators
      1 Hurricane
      1 Semblance Anvil
      1 Gavony Township
      1 Rupture Spire
      1 Transguild Promenade
      1 Fertile Ground