Revenge of the Vanilla Monsters

Revenge of the Vanilla Monsters (Visual)

This deck runs all vanilla creatures (including the terrible uncommon legends from Legends).
It wants everyone else to be vanilla too, so it shuts off creature abilities, artifacts, deck searching, extra turns, and lots of other things.
The mana ramp uses Enchant Lands because I can't run artifacts or deck searching (Skyshroud Claim), because those get shut off.
Fusion Elemental is not legendary, but is on theme; my playgroup has allowed it.

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General (1):
Fusion Elemental

Creatures (25):
Hexplate Golem Barktooth Warbeard Jasmine Boreal Jedit Ojanen Jerrard of the Closed Fist Kasimir the Lone Wolf Lady Orca Loamdragger Giant Ruination Wurm Sir Shandlar of Eberyn Sivitri Scarzam The Lady of the Mountain Tobias Andrion Torsten Von Ursus Vizzerdrix Axebane Stag Enormous Baloth Kindercatch Quilled Slagwurm Scaled Wurm Vorstclaw Whiptail Wurm Trained Orgg Indomitable Ancients Isamaru, Hound of Konda

Spells (28):
Cursed Totem Damping Matrix Grafdigger's Cage Mind's Eye Null Rod Torpor Orb Ugin's Nexus Everlasting Torment Hunting Grounds Maelstrom Nexus AEther Snap Sudden Spoiling Curse of the Swine Mind Unbound Mindlock Orb Mystic Decree Polymorphist's Jest Beast Within City of Solitude Hunter's Insight Katabatic Winds Muraganda Petroglyphs Soul's Majesty Leyline of Punishment Gravity Sphere Stranglehold Martial Law Stony Silence

Mana Acceleration (10):
Cloud Key Planar Gate Stone Calendar Mirari's Wake Carpet of Flowers Dawn's Reflection Mana Reflection Market Festival Overgrowth Wild Growth

Lands (36):
Underground Sea Bayou Badlands Scrubland Tropical Island Volcanic Island Tundra Taiga Savannah Plateau Watery Grave Overgrown Tomb Blood Crypt Godless Shrine Breeding Pool Steam Vents Hallowed Fountain Stomping Ground Temple Garden Sacred Foundry Arcane Sanctum Crumbling Necropolis Frontier Bivouac Jungle Shrine Mystic Monastery Nomad Outpost Opulent Palace Sandsteppe Citadel Savage Lands Seaside Citadel Command Tower Exotic Orchard Mosswort Bridge Reflecting Pool Spinerock Knoll Windbrisk Heights