Revenge of the Vanilla Monsters

Revenge of the Vanilla Monsters (Visual)

This deck runs all vanilla creatures (including the terrible uncommon legends from Legends).
It wants everyone else to be vanilla too, so it shuts off creature abilities, artifact abilities, tutoring, extra turns, and lots of other things.
The mana ramp uses Enchant Lands because I can't run artifacts or deck searching (Skyshroud Claim), because those get shut off.
Fusion Elemental is not legendary, but is on theme; my playgroup has allowed it.

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General (1):
Fusion Elemental

Creatures (24):
Barktooth Warbeard Jasmine Boreal Jedit Ojanen Jerrard of the Closed Fist Kasimir the Lone Wolf Lady Orca Loamdragger Giant Ruination Wurm Sir Shandlar of Eberyn Sivitri Scarzam The Lady of the Mountain Tobias Andrion Torsten Von Ursus Yargle, Glutton of Urborg Vizzerdrix Ancient Brontodon Axebane Stag Enormous Baloth Gigantosaurus Quilled Slagwurm Scaled Wurm Vorstclaw Whiptail Wurm Trained Orgg

Spells (27):
Cursed Totem Damping Matrix Grafdigger's Cage Karn, the Great Creator Mind's Eye Null Rod Torpor Orb Ugin's Nexus Ashiok, Dream Render Everlasting Torment Maelstrom Nexus AEther Snap Virulent Plague Curse of the Swine Mind Unbound Mindlock Orb Mystic Decree Bonds of Mortality Katabatic Winds Muraganda Petroglyphs Hour of Devastation Leyline of Punishment Gravity Sphere Stranglehold Sunbird's Invocation Overwhelming Splendor Stony Silence

Mana Acceleration (12):
Stone Calendar The Immortal Sun Bounty of the Luxa Mirari's Wake Carpet of Flowers Dawn's Reflection Elemental Resonance Frontier Siege Mana Reflection Market Festival Overgrowth Zendikar Resurgent

Lands (36):
Underground Sea Bayou Badlands Scrubland Tropical Island Volcanic Island Tundra Taiga Savannah Plateau Overgrown Tomb Blood Crypt Breeding Pool Steam Vents Stomping Ground Temple Garden Sacred Foundry Scattered Groves Sheltered Thicket Arcane Sanctum Crumbling Necropolis Frontier Bivouac Jungle Shrine Mystic Monastery Nomad Outpost Opulent Palace Sandsteppe Citadel Savage Lands Seaside Citadel Command Tower Exotic Orchard Mosswort Bridge Path of Ancestry Reflecting Pool Spinerock Knoll Vivid Grove